Dear Abby,

I am a crack dealer in Beaumont , Texas

who has recently been diagnosed

as a carrier of HIV virus. My parents

live in Fort Worth . One of my

sisters lives in Pflugerville and is

married to a transvestite.

My father and mother have recently been

arrested for growing and selling

marijuana. They are financially

dependent on my other two sisters, who

are prostitutes in Dallas .

I have two brothers: one is currently

serving a non-parole life sentence

at Huntsville for the murder of a

teenage boy in 1994. My other

brother is currently in jail awaiting charges of

sexual misconduct with his three children.

I have recently become engaged to marry

a former prostitute who lives in

Longview . She is a part time "working

girl". All things considered, my problem is

this. I love my fiancé and look

forward to bringing her into the family.

I certainly want to be totally

open and honest with her.

Should I tell her about my cousin who

supports Hillary Clinton for

President?

Signed,

Worried About My Reputation